Add me on PSN! KaityLikesFire
where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
Hearing a guy moan during sex is literally the sexiest thing E V E R
Dude why do guys brag about their fucking genitalia UR TALLYWHACKER IS ONE OF THE WEAKEST PARTS OF UR BODY OH WHAT U GOT A BIG DICK WHAT IS IT 8 INCHES ELEPHANTS HAVE FUCKING 4 FOOT PREHENSILE DICKS THAT CAN BREAK LIMBS THAT SHIT IS BRUTAL WHAT CAN U DO YOU SHITDICK OH RIGHT GET FLICKED IN THE FUCKING NUT AN UR FUCKIN DOWN U PUSSY ASS BITCH
[Punts microphone and walks off]
|—||Albert Camus, Notebooks 1935-1942 (via feellng)|
It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.